So it will know I’m on my way to Whole Foods and raise prices on things I like before I get there!

So it will know I’m on my way to Whole Foods and raise prices on things I like before I get there!

Or just drive around screaming “It’s a Lipsitz!” to anyone raising an eyebrow.

Charlie’s Angels: Out of Retirement

Just add a custom plate: NO QSTNS 

You really want me reading a fuel gauge before I’ve had my coffee?

These posters were all over Manhattan back in the day, and I remember thinking hardy har har, yet another wacky mob comedy filled with stereotypes.

He just brags it’s 14. It’s really just spray paint.

Agree. It’s a perfect BAT candidate, it would likely go for more.

Those 3 buts are things you ignore until after the wedding.

He’s only 62. Tom Hanks is 66. Barack Obama is 61.

They were new, so after years of round headlights people thought thy looked modern (I liked them on ‘75 and later Cadillacs, for example).

It’s actually a handsome member of the Malaise era (this coming from a Malaise lover, the cars of my childhood), and hints at the tonnage-shedding designs to come (like much sadder looking LTDs and then the revolutionary Taurus). Driving-wise, it would seem like a dinosaur, but somebody out there probably wants it.…

Call Jay Leno. This isn’t something someone buys as their one great prize, it’s a Leno Collection-type car, so weird and unique it belongs with other oddball rarities. (And glad you’re doing well, Jay).

At least she’s teaching those kids the value of a dollar!

I think the moral of this story is that Elon Musk is a smart man who will be even smarter if he stays out of partisan politics.

Why not name said reputable shop? My wedding invitations didn’t say I was marrying “a reputable woman.” They actually named her!

At least she’s unemployed. Ours get elected.

“Whipping Peter” sounds like a gag from Family Guy.

Exactly. So many reviews keep screaming about the jaw dropping “incest” cliffhanger, as if Jack is actually Quentin’s nephew. Every character is living a lie, why would that ever be the truth?

Like the guy who hates Bullitt, because he probably only likes movies made within the past five years and doesn’t understand context, “Steven Spielberg” is probably the only director’s name he can remember. But, you know, he loves movies.