Grandpa Simpson’s version is that the government had a lot of green paint left over from World War II and unloaded it on the states, and ex GI’s got paid a nickel for every sign they painted, except in Florida where they got paid in oranges, “so we called them ‘juicers’...”

An iPad bolted to the dash is “complexity?”

I’ve seen this mentioned on other sites, too. Amazing how a desperate-for-news press will give space to any pile of bullshit that has an eye-grabbing picture.

“Captain, the Chanel store is flooded, and there are fish swimming in the Nobu that aren’t on the menu!”

It looks like the fartcan car one sees drifting through parking lots and intersections on TikTok videos (enough already, btw), but I guess not with that engine.

The jack is stored in a different place in the trunk. The reversible screwdriver  (it switches from standard to Phillips) and reflective triangle are missing.

More like Meh-seum Condition.

I just saw a Carvana commercial, one with the big-ass coin used to get your car from the giant vending machine.

We did this to a rental in the Czech Republic years ago (my friend who was living there pumped the gas, so at least it wasn’t me). The guys at the gas station spoke no English but had apparently seen this many times. They flushed it out and had us back on the road within an hour.

While this article is trying to defend Gomez, sorry—if you’re doing a documentary about your life, you include the part where a friend gives you a kidney.

Maybe it’s a case of the Mondays, but I have to bitch about a few things, really about new cars in general.

I mean, it’s almost 4 years of rent on a $1500/month apartment, so yeah, these are not people living in vans because of a sad tale of woe.

Yes. Personal coupe but I bet they’ll be higher, some kind of weird marriage between coupe and crossover.

Is “so good” slang for “hideous” now?

And the turbine wheels. Turbines are a must for Lincolns of this era.

Unsafe? Lt. Frank Cannon drove Lincolns like this, and possibly had his own 1-2 second delay, but managed to evade bad guys for five seasons!

RE: Free Lunch. You walked away with the guy’s $20 and didn’t bring him anything? THIS is why salespeople are terrible—you broke his faith in humanity.

Between this and “Sike,” what’s going on around here?

I think the issue with the SS and G8 was that they were wolves in sheep’s clothing, which I personally love, but most buyers took as not being special enough.