It’s actually a handsome member of the Malaise era (this coming from a Malaise lover, the cars of my childhood), and hints at the tonnage-shedding designs to come (like much sadder looking LTDs and then the revolutionary Taurus). Driving-wise, it would seem like a dinosaur, but somebody out there probably wants it.…

Call Jay Leno. This isn’t something someone buys as their one great prize, it’s a Leno Collection-type car, so weird and unique it belongs with other oddball rarities. (And glad you’re doing well, Jay).

At least she’s teaching those kids the value of a dollar!

I think the moral of this story is that Elon Musk is a smart man who will be even smarter if he stays out of partisan politics.

Why not name said reputable shop? My wedding invitations didn’t say I was marrying “a reputable woman.” They actually named her!

At least she’s unemployed. Ours get elected.

“Whipping Peter” sounds like a gag from Family Guy.

Exactly. So many reviews keep screaming about the jaw dropping “incest” cliffhanger, as if Jack is actually Quentin’s nephew. Every character is living a lie, why would that ever be the truth?

Like the guy who hates Bullitt, because he probably only likes movies made within the past five years and doesn’t understand context, “Steven Spielberg” is probably the only director’s name he can remember. But, you know, he loves movies.

Grandpa Simpson’s version is that the government had a lot of green paint left over from World War II and unloaded it on the states, and ex GI’s got paid a nickel for every sign they painted, except in Florida where they got paid in oranges, “so we called them ‘juicers’...”

An iPad bolted to the dash is “complexity?”

I’ve seen this mentioned on other sites, too. Amazing how a desperate-for-news press will give space to any pile of bullshit that has an eye-grabbing picture.

“Captain, the Chanel store is flooded, and there are fish swimming in the Nobu that aren’t on the menu!”

It looks like the fartcan car one sees drifting through parking lots and intersections on TikTok videos (enough already, btw), but I guess not with that engine.

The jack is stored in a different place in the trunk. The reversible screwdriver  (it switches from standard to Phillips) and reflective triangle are missing.

More like Meh-seum Condition.

I just saw a Carvana commercial, one with the big-ass coin used to get your car from the giant vending machine.

We did this to a rental in the Czech Republic years ago (my friend who was living there pumped the gas, so at least it wasn’t me). The guys at the gas station spoke no English but had apparently seen this many times. They flushed it out and had us back on the road within an hour.

While this article is trying to defend Gomez, sorry—if you’re doing a documentary about your life, you include the part where a friend gives you a kidney.

Maybe it’s a case of the Mondays, but I have to bitch about a few things, really about new cars in general.