I mean, it’s almost 4 years of rent on a $1500/month apartment, so yeah, these are not people living in vans because of a sad tale of woe.

Yes. Personal coupe but I bet they’ll be higher, some kind of weird marriage between coupe and crossover.

Is “so good” slang for “hideous” now?

And the turbine wheels. Turbines are a must for Lincolns of this era.

Unsafe? Lt. Frank Cannon drove Lincolns like this, and possibly had his own 1-2 second delay, but managed to evade bad guys for five seasons!

RE: Free Lunch. You walked away with the guy’s $20 and didn’t bring him anything? THIS is why salespeople are terrible—you broke his faith in humanity.

Between this and “Sike,” what’s going on around here?

I think the issue with the SS and G8 was that they were wolves in sheep’s clothing, which I personally love, but most buyers took as not being special enough.

Splendid! Smashing! Bully!

And here I thought Olivia craved Harry’s salad dressing.

An unusual car in a fantastic color that’s well taken care of, not fast but totally fun and not complicated, and kinda gorgeous? Nice price.

He’s against the “nanny state,” but when it comes to abortion he’s pro life, maybe allowing “exemptions for victims of rape and incest.”

To be fair, at 20 he would be harder to dangle.

But he makes a decent frozen pizza, so there’s that.

Not embarrassed to say I love the audacity of these cars. 

It looks clean...but I wonder what it smells like.

Nah, let’s do it like green screen. We just decide on a color we all wear, and paint things that color so it’s a signal to cars “DON’T HIT THIS.” Easy peasy. We can teach kids phrases like “Red you’re dead!”

Dear seller: Take any offer over $6K and move on with your life.