I think the issue with the SS and G8 was that they were wolves in sheep’s clothing, which I personally love, but most buyers took as not being special enough.

Splendid! Smashing! Bully!

And here I thought Olivia craved Harry’s salad dressing.

An unusual car in a fantastic color that’s well taken care of, not fast but totally fun and not complicated, and kinda gorgeous? Nice price.

He’s against the “nanny state,” but when it comes to abortion he’s pro life, maybe allowing “exemptions for victims of rape and incest.”

To be fair, at 20 he would be harder to dangle.

But he makes a decent frozen pizza, so there’s that.

Not embarrassed to say I love the audacity of these cars. 

It looks clean...but I wonder what it smells like.

Nah, let’s do it like green screen. We just decide on a color we all wear, and paint things that color so it’s a signal to cars “DON’T HIT THIS.” Easy peasy. We can teach kids phrases like “Red you’re dead!”

Dear seller: Take any offer over $6K and move on with your life.

There’s a 1974 episode of Adam-12 where Pete (Martin Milner) gets his new car, and you scream at the TV when you realize that he — the wiser, more experienced, unflappable half of the partners — used his maybe $16k annual LAPD salary to Buy. A. Fucking. Matador.

Go for one semester and take Sales 101.

Equivalent to Rosie and Ellen hosting shows devoted to being nice!

TV-watching me reads that as “Once released I will complete my transformation into a superior being determined to kill you all.”

It was 1986, and we were four of college students on Oahu, and this is what they rented to us. Loved it.

“Gears grinded by novice teens!” is not a reassuring selling point.

“Are you shitting my dick?” called out one audience member.

It’s like it’s at an awkward stage of evolution, trying to become a Ferrari but definitely not there yet.