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Guess he’s not the kind of guy to drop the ball.

The reality is, I’m rich! Bwah ha ha ha ha...”

There are enough loudmouthed idiots in Congress, not adding Palin’s demented nonsense to the mix is indeed a blessing.

“...Partner Track stars Ardon Cho as Ingrid...”

I love pics that show the car in its natural habitat — in this case the side of the road.

“When activated, the three screens up front play relaxing images as soothing ambient light and peaceful, spa-like sounds envelope the cabin. You can display a crackling fireplace or a soothing aquarium on the dashboard screens...”

A bit Gattaca.

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The kind of car that would be driven by a bad guy or blown up in an episode of Vega$.

My OCD wishes they lined up better.

I think we already turned that point.

Surprised there’s not a bumper sticker that says “My Other Car is a Windowless Van.”

Said albatross...

So many why???s here. It’s like it was designed by a child but priced by their understanding father.

“Hulk catch!”

Yet another trap, one step beneath BMW’s subscription bullshit.

I wonder if Craigslist people will call and ask “Is it still available?” with no follow up questions.

“We have a car for $5,000 and that car is a million dollars.”

Buy my 1994 840Ci! A true GT, 24-gallon gas tank and far from cramped. Plus you’ll save close to $100K!

Malaise Part Deux.