Since even some 2014 Wranglers are still inexplicably priced above $30K, Nice Price...maybe?

They already did!

Great example, looks well taken care of. I had an Opel Manta 1900 for a few years and they’re just fun, simple cars.

I’m not going to Prom anytime soon, so no No Dice.

As long as I can get bulbs for those brake lights at O’Reilly, I’m in.

Right? I’m getting kinda tired of the hp pissing contest.

Maybe he got bored of helping her take pictures of her ass every day.

Is it just me or are we in the Era of Hideous Cars?

I’d vote Vega if it wasn’t so pretty. A disaster engineering-wise, but you have to credit the designers for making that attractive, curvy body in an era of bricks.

These things all smell the same.

Tesla People mixing with Bolt People sounds like one awkward dinner party.

The plate would have its own catchphrase like “Yo yo yo! Ima yo plaaayt beeyotch!”

True. And in so many categories!

Just follow Pillsbury’s lead: The Jeep Grand! Cherokee

I did that same fall in Vail when I was half his age. But yeah, do anything like that once you’re older — fall off a bike, forget a name, lose your keys — and everyone’s ready to ship you off to assisted living. In the meantime this guy gets more exercise than 90% of our obese, buffet-loving country.

And the summers last six months. Don’t forget the sunscreen, Elon!

Any full-sized station wagon. Before SUVs there were these, and no other country made them with this kind of...presence.

Oh, I’m just pulling your leg. It’s their style of “conjecture.”