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The kind of car that would be driven by a bad guy or blown up in an episode of Vega$.

My OCD wishes they lined up better.

I think we already turned that point.

Surprised there’s not a bumper sticker that says “My Other Car is a Windowless Van.”

Said albatross...

So many why???s here. It’s like it was designed by a child but priced by their understanding father.

“Hulk catch!”

Yet another trap, one step beneath BMW’s subscription bullshit.

I wonder if Craigslist people will call and ask “Is it still available?” with no follow up questions.

“We have a car for $5,000 and that car is a million dollars.”

Buy my 1994 840Ci! A true GT, 24-gallon gas tank and far from cramped. Plus you’ll save close to $100K!

Malaise Part Deux.

Since even some 2014 Wranglers are still inexplicably priced above $30K, Nice Price...maybe?

They already did!

Great example, looks well taken care of. I had an Opel Manta 1900 for a few years and they’re just fun, simple cars.

I’m not going to Prom anytime soon, so no No Dice.

As long as I can get bulbs for those brake lights at O’Reilly, I’m in.

Right? I’m getting kinda tired of the hp pissing contest.