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Maybe he got bored of helping her take pictures of her ass every day.

Is it just me or are we in the Era of Hideous Cars?

I’d vote Vega if it wasn’t so pretty. A disaster engineering-wise, but you have to credit the designers for making that attractive, curvy body in an era of bricks.

These things all smell the same.

Tesla People mixing with Bolt People sounds like one awkward dinner party.

The plate would have its own catchphrase like “Yo yo yo! Ima yo plaaayt beeyotch!”

True. And in so many categories!

Just follow Pillsbury’s lead: The Jeep Grand! Cherokee

I did that same fall in Vail when I was half his age. But yeah, do anything like that once you’re older — fall off a bike, forget a name, lose your keys — and everyone’s ready to ship you off to assisted living. In the meantime this guy gets more exercise than 90% of our obese, buffet-loving country.

And the summers last six months. Don’t forget the sunscreen, Elon!

Any full-sized station wagon. Before SUVs there were these, and no other country made them with this kind of...presence.

Oh, I’m just pulling your leg. It’s their style of “conjecture.” 

Can’t wait for Shotgun Wedding, a movie you know will stink by the title alone.

Nice to see the crack Trump legal team weighing in!

Now selling for $6K on Craigslist!

She was an ESCORT. The spelling is much different than a prostitute.

AI meaning Aunt Irma?

Yup. I’ve been looking at Lexus GX470s (‘03-’09) and there are SO many articles on the problem of updating the head unit that included both navigation and AC controls on a touch screen.

Very much expecting a Hank-sponsored prison break.

I would think so. If an Amazon truck shows up 2-3 times a day on a suburban block of 12 houses to deliver, say, 10-15 packages, that’s changing to a drone flying over the neighborhood 10-15 times a day.