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The kind of thinking that led to the Razor Blade Wars.

Starts at under $70,000? I’m skeptical it starts at all!

Are you insane? You never, NEVER touch those!

I looked into buying one a few years back. I liked the outside, but the thought of being trapped in that cabin every day...

How about a TVR? Honestly, I don’t know much about them and hear some are terrible, but every time I would see one on British Top Gear I’d think THAT’S the car I’ve been looking for, a kind of supersized Miata or European take on a Fox Body Mustang.

I remember it being terrible and poorly received (perfect other than that though!). It must be Revisionist History Week.

Democratic voters? I think you Republicans, friend. Democrats support Medicare for All about 46% more than Republicans.

As a tall person I have never driven one of these. How tall can a person be to comfortably drive a Miata?

Better to park your money in something safer, like Crypto.

Is it just me that has to search for NPND on the page now? What gives?

Like that essay I wrote in Junior High about how hard it is to choose a topic for your essay.

Mmmm. Brown and buttercream.

It’s Florida -- I’m surprised nobody talked them into a Monorail.

Or grass green.

saying “we’re also out of coffee.”

In LA, at least, they seem to be involved in every crime. Robberies, drive bys, home invasions, street takeovers — Dodge-related every time.

Agree with your Paris take. As for Stonehenge, we drove out there from Salisbury (try the steak!) years ago—on a drizzly, foggy, December morning—and it was empty, eerie and very cool. Sometimes it’s just about context.

“As good as it felt to be away from the pro-vax Nazis and to have a great view of the rigged election, I knew that I had to get the plane down to stop abortions. I didn’t have enough fuel to reach Hillary Clinton’s house and free the children she’s trafficking through there, and what with the Earth being flat I

I liked him until he put his bare feet on the seat.

Mrs. Robinson when she sees those doors.