It looks like the car of the future from an ‘80s TV show.

Some bolts, chains and lurching forward movement should do the trick!

The Kardashians are dirt, but does EVERY effing Dirtbag have to open with them?

Option 2 is when you vote ND and disparage the vehicle in the comments then lowball the buyer since “obviously nobody wants this thing.”

Fred approves. (That’s his “I approve” face, in case you couldn’t tell).

True. Somewhat related, I saw a new Escalade coming at me the other day and laughed out loud. A Trifecta of awkward, ridiculous and ugly.

Holding up traffic isn’t going to get ANYBODY on your side. I don’t even remember what these dopes were protesting (vaccines? taxes? whatever bullshit Trump’s been feeding them?) Hilariously, this article doesn’t even bother to remind me.

Replacing the manual is a bin to store your disappointment.

So, a serial liar. Makes for great storytelling, but also for a horrible person and 45th president.

Rainforest Cafe CEO is crunching the numbers.

Now I want to see the GoDaddy house.

It wouldn’t surprise me if everything in this house was cleaned with leafblowers.

Thank you. I was picturing a Tonioli.

“Creative differences,” meaning Betty White’s death prevented him from taking the series in the direction he signed up for.

Not a bad idea, either, since ceramics hold up over time (not a scientist just looking at my toilet).

Hard to crack a book doing 70.

Dreary. I think it’s called the “Depressed Influencer at Coachella” filter.

“Mom?”

Back when such behavior was “eccentric” or “bawdy,” when he was really just an asshole.

Ah. So if I look in his boot I won’t find a foot.