It’s Florida -- I’m surprised nobody talked them into a Monorail.

Or grass green.

saying “we’re also out of coffee.”

In LA, at least, they seem to be involved in every crime. Robberies, drive bys, home invasions, street takeovers — Dodge-related every time.

Agree with your Paris take. As for Stonehenge, we drove out there from Salisbury (try the steak!) years ago—on a drizzly, foggy, December morning—and it was empty, eerie and very cool. Sometimes it’s just about context.

“As good as it felt to be away from the pro-vax Nazis and to have a great view of the rigged election, I knew that I had to get the plane down to stop abortions. I didn’t have enough fuel to reach Hillary Clinton’s house and free the children she’s trafficking through there, and what with the Earth being flat I…

I liked him until he put his bare feet on the seat.

Mrs. Robinson when she sees those doors.

It looks like the car of the future from an ‘80s TV show.

Some bolts, chains and lurching forward movement should do the trick!

The Kardashians are dirt, but does EVERY effing Dirtbag have to open with them?

Option 2 is when you vote ND and disparage the vehicle in the comments then lowball the buyer since “obviously nobody wants this thing.”

Fred approves. (That’s his “I approve” face, in case you couldn’t tell).

True. Somewhat related, I saw a new Escalade coming at me the other day and laughed out loud. A Trifecta of awkward, ridiculous and ugly.

Holding up traffic isn’t going to get ANYBODY on your side. I don’t even remember what these dopes were protesting (vaccines? taxes? whatever bullshit Trump’s been feeding them?) Hilariously, this article doesn’t even bother to remind me.

Replacing the manual is a bin to store your disappointment.

So, a serial liar. Makes for great storytelling, but also for a horrible person and 45th president.

Rainforest Cafe CEO is crunching the numbers.

Now I want to see the GoDaddy house.

It wouldn’t surprise me if everything in this house was cleaned with leafblowers.