Thank you. I was picturing a Tonioli.

“Creative differences,” meaning Betty White’s death prevented him from taking the series in the direction he signed up for.

Not a bad idea, either, since ceramics hold up over time (not a scientist just looking at my toilet).

Hard to crack a book doing 70.

Dreary. I think it’s called the “Depressed Influencer at Coachella” filter.

“Mom?”

Back when such behavior was “eccentric” or “bawdy,” when he was really just an asshole.

Ah. So if I look in his boot I won’t find a foot.

“How do you do, fellow kids! Care to stream a cool video about transmissions?”

And whatever nice thing you try to say about the A380, it’s still ugly.

I bet those origami folds are an expensive fix if they get mushed at the Walmart.

“...the same way you want a homely chair to engulf you.”

Other than Ted Cruz, and Lindsey Graham’s plus one, a general lack of beards. 

What’s worse, the crash itself or being surrounded by 30 cell phone cameras immediately after?

Thank goodness truck design has come such a long way in 34 years!

The children that Hillary Clinton sex traffics, obviously.

You’re preaching to people whose comprehension is limited to stickers.

I used to rent the base version of these on trips to LA. They weren’t bad. VERY plasticky, even for then, but handsome, comfortable and perky to drive. Looking at it now, even with its little swoops, it has aged pretty well, which doesn’t say much for car design in the past 20 years.

For Sale: Buick Overpriced By Twelve Grand National