I was always jealous of that wide open runway they had access to on Top Gear. That’s where I’d want to drive my first Ferrari.

Then there’s Will Smith.

To his point, we all got fucked that day.

As someone who has refueled a few Mirais in my day, it’s almost exactly like filling up with gasoline except the nozzle locks in. No biggie.

Yes. Quiet, clean and efficient, no screaming crazy people and you can get anywhere. The (two?) differently “owned” lines is the only confusing part, and maybe not as pretty as Paris or even DC, but getting around is a pleasure. (A lot of it has to do with the way Japanese people know how to behave in public).

That’s quite a statement.

The Malaise Era was beautiful.

“A mile to school you say?” Back in my day we’d walk that in bare feet and 80 pounds of wartime scrap metal on our backs!”

Great stuff, I’d be proud to drive any of them.

if I had the social graces and skills to collect money from strangers

That S is for the extra savings!!!

Be careful what you wish for.

Correct. Andy must have been confucius.

And they’re so anti-vax that my doctor refers to them as “Oklahoma by the sea.”

Yes. I’ve been pricing used Wranglers lately. They’re about 30% into “you’re kidding me” territory.

He didn’t say he was good at it.

I also find the “these darn rich people” argument a little tired. Do you think other shops with limited space don’t do the exact same thing? They do, but nobody gives a second look to the extra Camrys and Liberties on their block.

At least nobody shifted an automatic like in most commercials.

The working title was “What Your Kid Does With Your Car While You’re Away.”