Why do I like this so much? I shouldn’t, and don’t $116K like it, but it’s definitely weird and rare in a good way and looks like it would be a blast to drive. Thisclose to NP.

Shut up and drink your daiquiri!

always finding new ways to obstruct democracy and have no solutions for anything

Don Ho says no.

Missing a syllable in the last line (5-7-5).

Nothing gets people to rally behind a cause more than holding them up in traffic.

How to get elected in Texas...

You’re BACK!!!

They meant, “Runs and drives? Well...”

I’ve created a hood ornament. Only$699 each!

Reminds me of the time I bet all my money on Betamax.

According to Amazon tracking his leg was not lost it’s just 3 stops away.

Right? The “big hotel on a barge” look makes me wonder if some miserly cruise line owner forced the designers to squeeze in more cabins on a Friday and they were like, “fuck it, here you go.”

Aside from the price and the risk of being stuck at sea forever with a bunch of bores, I actually like this concept. I could do 10 years wandering the world (as long as my shipmates don’t keep demanding we go back to Cabo).

No Back to the Future DeLorean?

Yes! Was thinking the same thing before I saw your post. Here’s also a nice, manual blue one for $30K in nearby NY.

No surprise for Ted Cruz, either. What a dipshit. We really need to stop electing useless clowns. Y0u might not like Joe Biden, but as he says, what are Republicans FOR???

“Enough about this. What I really want to talk about is our new Club a Baby Seal campaign.”

“...the two luckiest people on the planet.”

Plant the seed that 4Runners are secretly from China and used to ferry babies to the cannibalistic Deep State. They’d probably believe it put them up for sale.