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But I might need that oversized luggage and faded Tupperware someday!

There was always parking in front of the office...

I can’t believe it’s sitting there mastless during a pandemic. Effing billionaires.

Y9u’re welcome.

“What’s in your trunk?”

So about $15k in mods for about $60k? I’m starting to think Norm may have been some kind of grifter.

Some of us enjoy the silence since it’s the only time our ears are not being assaulted by some person, screen or leaf blower. 

In a word, “branding.” If it had any other badge on it you would be correct, but the Legend of the Toyota Pickup lives on. Such lore absolutely affects the price.

I wish Lexus was tasteful enough not to have gotten caught up in the hideous alien/fish grill wars, then I remember back in the day when they offered gold badging for their truly “classy” customers.

Not ugly, but certainly not heading in the right direction looks-wise when compared to its predecessors...

Embarrassing that Microsoft doesn’t have the balls to call him what he is upfront, though.

I’m selling mine soon in case any said pricks are interested.

Somebody should ship it to Los Angeles. There are dozens of shops that specialize in old MBs that could have it running in no time.

No interest in the boat, but I suddenly want a hot dog and a beer.

Everybody has their own thing, but I wish people with bad taste would at least own up to it. Drive your red-wheeled abomination with pride, then switch back to the originals and remove the other nonsense before selling, knowing nobody is likely to share your passion. Throw the reds up on Craigslist and you’ll get more…

Some kind of car/drone thing maybe gets us closer, but am I going to park my pricey crone (dar?) at Ralph’s where a simple ding could make it dangerous to fly? Then I crash into the neighboring schoolyard where Timmy plays baseball and everybody’s up in arms.

As lame as this may seem once the curtain is pulled back, it’s really ingenious. To redesign, retool and remanufacture a rear window so that the models couldn’t share an assembly line would really mess up cost and pricing.

According to Yellowstone living indoors is some kind of sin.