Sorry, bad advice is always free.

Keep your ten-dollar words, science boy. “Old as shit” is the problem here. ;-)

Then, on the way to the hospital...

The salty language?

Selling Tip #342: Remove any items that resemble a dirty jock strap before filming.

Nobody, you say?

Who would have thought retracting door handles would become a problem? (eye roll)

She does her own research.

“Why did(n’t) you turn!?!?

“I never fly without a parachute and a selfie stick!”

Here’s SF’s Municipal Railway #1, your 1912 commute to work.

You’re old enough to drive now?

A great find except for the dreary black interior and $15-$20K overimagination of the seller.

True. It’s where the old “I’m going to go wash my hands” euphemism came from.

It’s a game. There are rules.

Future role for Chris Pratt.

“could you imagine if literally any other company released a $30 widget that could piggyback on local networked devices to track its location just about anywhere? “

The Russians already put a spy rock in all our homes back in the ‘70s.

“it’s also now the only car in my fleet incapable of moving under its own power”