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He really misinterpreted the concept.

Right? As for the person who can’t stay awake through it, keep watching the “talents” on your “hilarious” YouTube and tiktok videos that have given you the attention span of a gnat. 

The grille seems to have survived relatively intact. 

“Teacher says every time a Genesis is mistaken for a Bentley a Brit loses a tooth.”

by Genesis, apparently.

Does this idiot think the ballot will actually say “Dr. Oz?”

Yeah, makes it hard to see.

The snappy “Cruisin’ PCH with the top down” song will help it appeal to the CW Network teen drama car buying crowd though.

Influencer desperation is a helluva drug.

Tesla redefines “crossover.”

Which evolved into “Morons with Guns.”

Time for semi-retirement Prom duty.

Sure, I’d definitely encourage my kids to approach that car.

This seems like a dream that would last about a month, tops.

It’s named after the early Crossfit bros who sprinted up and down its banks.

Do guardrails count as Nanny State?

Yikes. Put that back!

Where’d you end up selling it? I’ll be putting up my 840 this year and don’t want to deal with the CL crowd. 

Merry Christmas!!!