“It’s not mandatory for you to move to LA, it’s just that your job is moving there...so if you could let me know, that’d be great.”

Wait. They’re serious? This is an actual car for sale?

You sound like me at the bakery with $5 croissants.

Such a missed opportunity:

Every girl using Instagram filters...

I’m no track guy but jeez that looks like fun.

Failing bigly.

I’m guessing the CEO of this company is 11?

“Hanging from the pullup bar was a dead man’s body. I turned around and Carol’s bright red lipstick was now smeared all over her face. “I got a divorce this week,so have to get rid of a few things...”

Either that guy owns a Pelaton or...

There’s something on your face.

“hilariously-monikered Italian restaurant Giorgio Baldi”

After working on this I guess his sense of scale and budget got skewed.

Color coordinated tires, where have you been all my life? ❤️❤️❤️

Plus it’s ugly.

I never experienced an acceptable jerk on a school bus.

Saw it at the LA show yesterday, it’s long and lovely. The only thing I didn’t like was that on a green version they painted the flat strip around the wheel wells black, which created an awkward-looking black hole effect, especially from a distance.

The odometer is listed at 123456
The phone number ends in 5432
Obviously it’s the Count.

A $115,000 Lexus exits the garage at 8AM. How long will it take to reach Microsoft in 1995?