Once again I’ll poke at the drabness of black interiors. Why are they everywhere? (“They’re easier to keep clean,” say people who spend their lives not trying). This is supposed to be a fun car but the inside looks like a Russian gulag.

Hijinks ensue!

Yes on the GM FWD sedan! I once returned to JFK airport with my rental Malibu I had left in long-term parking covered and surrounded by fallen and plowed snow. I figured I was screwed and had nothing to dig it out with so just got in and drove. That thing didn’t flinch.

Way more Ryan Murphy than Ridley Scott.

Transit Connect. Good to be stuck with since it’s everything in one: car, minivan, hauler, camper.

Hopefully 2023 will end to the Ridiculously Large Pie Hole Era.

Last year I needed a rental for a two+ hour California trip to my in-laws house since I already had a car up there. For shits and giggles I reserved a Mustang since I used to own a Fox body and had never driven a newer one.

Heck, for $6K it would be fun to have around for a year or two then sell for $6K.

Gadzoox.

I got your garbage right heah!

“Totes. First ever.”

Choc-a-verse

“I’m Moroccan this shirt today, amiright?”

Or they liked their destination a lot more than Pittsburgh.

Looks great, just should have been a column or floor shifter. Knob gear selectors are a bad answer for a problem that never existed.

Any “real” survivalist knows that separating the cab from the cabin leaves you vulnerable to bears, snipers, and chatty retirees.

Goofy? I think the word is “restraint,” comparatively.

Based on that color I’m starting to think someone at Bentley had an affair with my grandmother.

That’ll teach him.