Any “real” survivalist knows that separating the cab from the cabin leaves you vulnerable to bears, snipers, and chatty retirees.

Goofy? I think the word is “restraint,” comparatively.

Based on that color I’m starting to think someone at Bentley had an affair with my grandmother.

That’ll teach him.

Wrong pic, that’s the next F-150.

Right? 700+ horsepower!!!!!!

So you’d give it what, like an A-minus?

Getting ready for the “Edwardian Knights” key party they’re hosting.

You people need to get out more. In England, left arrows mean right and right arrows mean left.

Going to pass since it’s haunted.

Maybe it thought the ICE vehicles were snickering at it from behind the bushes.

It’s not bad. I had a rental in jolly old England years ago. Day 1 was terrifying, less for the shifting than the “keep left” issue on roads and roundabouts, something you wouldn’t have to worry about here. Day 2 was much less crazy.

Before getting into one of those headlight restoration kits just rub hard circles on them with a damp Magic Eraser. Pleasantly surprising.

If I was rich, kind of a douche and had a friend named Ed Bauer this would make the perfect gag birthday gift.

So you brought trash to a trash pick?

Hard to write nines when they look like little shrimps!

...you know, unless I disagree with the choice.

He bravely led the way for all the anti-vaccine radio hosts dying of Covid.

“Greetings, my little brown subjects. I bring you bricks. BRICKS!!!”