It’s early here, and I’m still unclear as to what the one thing is that makes it better is?

I may as well get a cardboard cutout of Sophia Loren and claim we’re “in a relationship.”

The nice thing is it’s tasteful, since most RVs look like the guest room of a 1986 Trump casino. But yeah, for that price I’d want a shower, the black tanks and some off-grid power.

I’m no mechanic, but check if one of the fan blades was hit by a train? I’ve heard that can happen.

The governor is busy keeping masks off people’s faces because “Freeduhms!”

I need to see the latest tik-tok dances!

Toyota Apologizes After Pedestrian Grounded to the Ground.

It’s a Today Show - level pun, and I don’t mean that as a compliment.

First Generation Infiniti FX (2003)

Because first you have to get it out of the garage.

Sorry little Dieter ran you over, he couldn’t see you behind his energy drink.

Oh puhleeze. The E38/7 Series of that era was one of the handsomest sedans ever made.

Congratulations, Spike Lee. You sound like every lonely aunt with a facebook account.

But in black? You’d have to search for at least three minutes!

What part of the lamb is a Testi kebab made from? Asking for a friend.

Too fancy. In David’s mind this is what Sharon Stone drives.

“Blizzards for everyone! Just send the bill to the future, which is obviously where I am from and will soon return to!”

Equally disturbing is the opposite of the lift kit...

Right? I tried to price an “Outer Banks” Bronco — which has the nicer interior and comfort options — and it wouldn’t allow the manual. (Sigh). As if anyone who wants a stick couldn’t possibly appreciate style or convenience.

God forbid kids learn about personal safety or taking action for the greater good.