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Yup. As someone who never drove pickups or Toyotas but spent the past two months with a ‘98 Tacoma, I now get the appeal. There’s a lot to like about this truck but it’s an under $15K feeling of admiration.

Around 80-90% of drivers think they are of above-average driving ability.

Yeah, that’s just...wow. Is it some perfect version of the Datsun B210 that used to roam American streets?

She needs to up her Scotch game. A little single malt behind the ears would smell better.

I’m shifting my investment to Boom Supersonic. Anywhere on the globe in under four hours for a hundred bucks? Now THAT sounds doable!

So that’s what happens to used butt plugs.

Pretty sure it’s an owl.

Okay, this is one of those cars I secretly like. I’d lose the chrome wheels and rear spoiler (or whatever that thing is up there), but I always liked the shape and “uprightness” of it.

The Sable’s “light bar” was cool! And the Taurus was cool.  35 years later and every car still looks like them.

Ha, I know my hidden lights pretty well but was NOT expecting that. Fun stuff.

I don’t understand your lack of faith in our teenaged workforce!

Hmmm, what filter is that?

Fuuuuuuuuuuuck these two SO much.

Tell that to my Johnson!

BMW also said the Zimmer sounds will be available as upgrades on current models. Meaning, you can pay to get these sounds in your BMW EV

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Absolutely. Swap Hans Zimmer for Hanna-Barbera.

Not even. It’s a 31-year-old lipsticked Camry in very good condition. Maybe $5-$6K?

They look like Bravo real estate agents.