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Yeah, that’s just...wow. Is it some perfect version of the Datsun B210 that used to roam American streets?

She needs to up her Scotch game. A little single malt behind the ears would smell better.

I’m shifting my investment to Boom Supersonic. Anywhere on the globe in under four hours for a hundred bucks? Now THAT sounds doable!

So that’s what happens to used butt plugs.

Pretty sure it’s an owl.

Okay, this is one of those cars I secretly like. I’d lose the chrome wheels and rear spoiler (or whatever that thing is up there), but I always liked the shape and “uprightness” of it.

The Sable’s “light bar” was cool! And the Taurus was cool.  35 years later and every car still looks like them.

Ha, I know my hidden lights pretty well but was NOT expecting that. Fun stuff.

I don’t understand your lack of faith in our teenaged workforce!

Hmmm, what filter is that?

Fuuuuuuuuuuuck these two SO much.

Tell that to my Johnson!

BMW also said the Zimmer sounds will be available as upgrades on current models. Meaning, you can pay to get these sounds in your BMW EV

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Absolutely. Swap Hans Zimmer for Hanna-Barbera.

Not even. It’s a 31-year-old lipsticked Camry in very good condition. Maybe $5-$6K?

They look like Bravo real estate agents.

Cue DJT to push for Ivanka’s mug to grace not the tail end of a lowly quarter, but his latest idea, the Gazillion Dollar Bill.

Sounds like a story Big Electric would sponsor.

Your mother is a great lesson for people of any age—take the leap, don’t give into doubt and fear and the “But what if”s...” It’s true for business, for relationships, for just about everything. We’re only on this earth for so long, just shut up and do it. Way to go, Molly’s mom!

I want to say yes but it’s telling me no!