It’s like they thought if a majority of people objected, they could discount those opinions and change the outcome to be in their favor.

They both want something shiny to show off to the kids.

Well yesterday Tucker Carlson went on about the Bidens faking their 44-year marriage. For every dead asshole there’s a live one.

(I kid. I love stuff like this.)

I’m waiting for Elon to eliminate windshields. “Use the tablet! Everything you need to know is in the tablet!!!”

He lost the election, the House and Senate, was impeached twice and is headed into years of legal troubles and revelations.

“seemingly done as a ploy to get views instead of actually helping her”

Its sister had the death part covered!

And it’s already falling apart, I see.

Plus you’re saving money for the local swinger’s community!

Nice. That ‘68 checks all the boxes!

So Cabernet on the outside, Bordeaux on the inside and looking for a home.

Ivanka and Jared think the election for America’s Worst Couple must have been rigged (and this time I believe them).

And Jalopnik didn’t get the memo about gender stereotypes and sexist headlines, apparently!

That weird effect when for a few seconds you think “am I moving, or am I stationary and everything’s moving around me?”

Seriously. What was with that drunken toddler-level answer?

White Wedding Crasher?

It all started with this shit. Reinvention for the sake of reinvention.

I wonder how her Christian self makes peace with her paid liar status.

Even classier with a better voice. Maybe the “dead” part tips off those twentysomething Cheesecake Factory maitre ds?