An appropriately polarizing end to 202o. 

I was hoping 2021 would be Donald Trump and Olivia Jade - free.

Because he’s an actor. Many actors are dumb shits who seem charming because they read a writer’s clever words. Plus he found God, so all bets are off.

If this was Tinder, I might swipe left on a Renault Safrane. You know, maybe start a conversation.

Like believing a casino owner with a history of lying, lawsuits, hookers and unpaid bills couldn’t possibly be a bad President.

I thought maybe it was trucker lingo, like, “I spent ten hours in the can yesterday,” which can’t be right, or that Gen Z renamed it while I took a nap.

DESIGNER: “And the last thing we want to do is make it comfortable. Let’s use, say, an airline security tray as our inspiration. The future needs to be miserable.”

Unusual? Sure. Different? Yes! But when people ask what it is it’ll be less “I am stunned by its beauty” and more “there’s something on your face.”

I bet Mike Pence does too.

But Trump only worked 11 to 11:15.

Not to mention the added stress of embarrassment they’ll give the new owner.

At 22 there’s usually not.

HEY DUMBASS!
Advice for Dim Edison Bulbs.

“Since when is this a stick?”

How dare you! He is a shrewd, very stable genius businessman who just saved ‘Murica 100 million dollars!

I get the feeling if it wasn’t for somebody on Gwyneth’s team telling her it’s not okay, “White Woman’s Afro” would be a Goop product claiming to help people “relate.”

If the seller won’t even bother to include an interior pic why bother to transact business with them? You already know they lack common sense.

Fun Fact: Cordoba owners all lived by a marina.

In my ‘80s John Hughes-like high school days I was often picked up in my friend’s mint ‘73 Electra 225 from his family’s funeral business (like the one above). Another friend had the same car as a ‘72, and I drove a ‘72 Cutlass (boaty but not luxurious). I also got to drive a ‘66 Sedan deVille one night when my friend…