Since this debuted in 1989 I’m surprised they didn’t do a rap version.

Just don’t mess with the Norelco Santa!

Oh, I remember. This thing should be in a museum. THE MUSEUM OF SADNESS.

Like a piñata filled with delicious future yard art.

Thanks for the input, Vladimir!

A solid “not my car” pose you’ve got going there.

Consider moving to a capital.

Because once again he survived the trip.

In a perfect world, $20K with a 3-speed column shift, $24,999.00 with all the bells & whistles.

But look at the positive lessons it has for teens, like “I can make millions simply by dancing in 15-second increments and showing some skin!” #lifegoals

He’s a robot.  

It wasn’t the casting director, it was the movie’s director. 

TONY: I bought you this house because you wanted a “project,” now I can’t walk two feet without tripping over some piece of shit Christmas decoration!

The good news is Oregon just decriminalized drugs, so if this guy can’t drive on weed he can always try heroin or meth!

These frustrate me. If they had offered them with a manual (easy since it was a shared platform) it would have been the perfect mix/compromise of everything: Fun, good power, a little more room, crossover height (I don’t think they knew how popular that would become) and kinda cool looking.

The “Thelma & Louise Change Their Mind” option.

Nor can I imagine Mitt Romney doing it, who lost.

“What’s so bad about it? It’s in the song.” — Madison

Covid Chic.