You guys deem the Genesis “beautiful” and the BMW “ugly.”

Doing something irresponsible no longer makes you stupid, it makes you a patriot!

PRODUCER: People are saying you’re not kind, Ellen.
ELLEN: WHAT?
PRODUCER: Maybe you need to start showing —
ELLEN: FUCK THEM. I will not SHOW them my kindness. I will SELL THOSE ASSHOLES MY KINDNESS.
PRODUCER: ...I’m not sure that’s the right —
ELLEN: Are you making eye contact with me? Are you REALLY FUCKING MAKING EYE…

Apparently they’re still selling sandwiches from 2011, so...

Maine has an older population than Florida. But of course you can’t get theyahh from heeahh.

Neutral: Blimps/Dirigibles. I know, I know, they’re supposedly coming back, but I always liked the idea of a flying cruise ship, like The Fifth Element.

Like my namesake, it’s one of those “really dude?” moments.

He should have added, “And for 27 years I typed everything with one hand (wink wink)!!!”

You should have used a German restaurant chain for your analogy. You know, like...uhhh...

That guy who sold you those ski boots? Racist!

Please forward any replies to the Sunset Acres Retirement Community, Peoria, IL.

The only answer for 1978 is Full Rockford.

My Uber drivers the week before the election suggested voting “yes.” I didn’t see a gun to their heads. While I do think those drivers could probably get paid better, as someone who does a lot of freelance and pays for my own healthcare I see driving for Uber like one of those envelope-stuffing jobs—if you’re doing it…

It worked for Jay Leno!

Wow, the driver could have been krilled.

Also, those red wheels that the car wears in most of the pictures stay with the seller.

Kids love it?

They will be used to incubate baby reindeer.

Agree. I’ve seen some of Cooper’s sketches and they’re...amusing, but you quickly think “what else you got?” Jerry Lewis was doing a “record act” back in the Stone Age of comedy, where he lip-synched to instruments playing on big band records. Love him or hate him he evolved to much, much more. Vaughn Meader got huge…