Yeah, I can’t support the “simply gorgeous” argument. There are worse designs out there, but overall we’re in an underwhelming automotive design era of “whatever, just put a big-ass grill on it.”

“Billy, stop doing that and put the gas cap back on!”

Rand Paul’s neighbor is so mad he beat up Mitch McConnell, too.

You’re why it exits! I read an article years back about this feature—it’s “old” tech that Ford considered getting rid of (and maybe stopped offering on certain models?), and they got a lot of complaints. People on this thread can “but my smartphone...” all they want, but the reality is it’s a simple, convenient,…

...like Maddie Fitzpatrick, played by Ashley Tisdale...

Rentals are especially steep right now during Coronamania (but that’ll “magically disappear” any day now, according to someone we all know).

Crown Vic. They’re cheap, low profile, parts aren’t a problem and there’s a ton of mechanics around NYC who can fix them. Plus, any dents or scratches just give it character.

Hey kid, you’re in an 0ld-ass plane that looks it belongs in a Hitchcock movie. Be terrified! On the plus side, are those Nacho Cheese Doritos?

It worked for Rodney Dangerfield.

How could we forget? That same certain idiot won’t shut up about it.

The “Right turn, no, left turn!” issue is because the car is in Nostalgia Mode. Rather than building an autonomous future where cars make predictable, courteous movements, engineers decided to throw in a few Easter Eggs so we can still get pissed off and give the finger.

If you pick the Toyota key you go home with your spouse.

It’s like he heard all the “nobody wears pants on Zoom calls” jokes but didn’t fully understand the context.

There are some Genesis G70s out there.

“Made some cool mods to my Volvo over the weekend...”

“We’ve traced the call, it’s coming from inside the dealership!”

Does the owner’s manual indicate which lever is the velocitator and which the deceleratrix?

Oof. No dice as a protest to whoever approved that nightmare.

It’s in his Rolodex.

Blood sausage?