...buying a 15 year old minivan to transport children to school just isn’t acceptable for many. Add the fact that most minivans are a bit too small to act as effective work vans, they’re not particularly quick, they don’t handle well, and they can’t off-road...

The 1963 version took 10 years to break even and was made at the tail end of a period when “sword and sandals” movies were popular. We all know the current version will be an overly CGId, overly colorized piece of shit cartoon that takes its cues from superhero flicks.

Me too.

There’s the Adderall and drive alternative.

“...although the lack of a large screen in the center display does belie the car’s age.”

Yes! That or the ‘90s Town Car driven by somebody too young to be driving a Town Car. 

I’ll trust the 5-speed makes the CR-V more enjoyable. I’m forced to drive an in-law’s ‘03 automatic on occasion and man I hate that car. Tinny and whiny. When I drive it I am sad.

I hear ya! Because of course you’re not wearing a mask.

“The president has coronavirus right now, he’s battling it head on, as toughly, as only President Trump can...”

But you know where to go to borrow a gun or some old Jeff Foxworthy VHS tapes!

“He’s so edgy!” his bosses told themselves.

Yup. #3 for me, since the building I live in has made no effort to make electricity accessible in the garage which holds about 30 cars. And since it’s a rental property tenants don’t want to spring for it themselves. I’d very much consider an electric if my space offered charger access, California needs to incentivize…

That’s a lovely choice of deaths.

Stupid Flanders.

Because selfies, duh. Go take a nap, Boomer.

But modeling is so haaaaard!!!

I’m no CFO, but maybe it would be profitable if it wasn’t for all those billions they pocketed?

She could always work at the Chateau Marmont.

I wouldn’t be surprised if a shirtless Putin crashed the debate, sucker punched Joe and gave Trump a long kiss on the mouth.