You forgot to divide by alimony.

This looks like the image from a “Which Would Guy Fieri Choose?” quiz.

That’s kind of its schtick. It holds on to its past but and gets reupholstered/updated a now and then. Actors and actresses like it because by staying there they think they’re being “real” and hope some of the ‘70s grunge street cred rubs off on them without the pesky cocaine overdose. In reality they stopped in with…

You mean the Official Car of The Handmaid’s Tale?

With a dash mat over your knee. (“We didn’t do the surgery, but now it looks better!”)

“Nothing to see here, officer, just taking a late-night walk around my ex-TV-fiance’s apartment complex!”

Check the hold for Sciroccos and Syclones.

Right? I thought I must have missed a few episodes. Carol was supposed to be the worst and Joe, who spent years obsessively slandering and threatening her and abusing animals was some kind of wrongly jailed folk hero?

The first three years are all scabby knees.

Pandemic bad for websites tho

While we’re at it, does he deserve to be called “Doctor,” either?

The upholstery is clean, and it doesn’t seem to have suffered much over the years...

My pandemic side effect is getting hooked on dashcam videos. The excessive speed accidents are just...wow. Like “Hey, that guy’s going kinda—BOOM.”

Blowing up shit should probably be avoided at any large gathering, but I think Gender Reveal parties trigger eye rolls also because their relative newness and feeling that they’re yet another ploy from Big Holiday to get people to spend money. Weddings already have engagement parties, bachelor parties, bridal showers,…

Ouch. Looks like chocolate cake.

Ha, my 840 still has its 26-year old 16" Continental spare in the trunk (still holds air!) even though the car now has 17" rims. A flat could be interesting.

One problem I’ve had with tire search functions is they only spit out clones of what the manufacturer put on the car, not what “could” go on the car.

Starting your own junkyard, for example.

To add to the confusion, that thing is “handsome?”

Real estate developers