Thank you for your service. 

Why did I click on that video? Even jumping straight to the eight minute mark I could almost feel my IQ dropping as the video played. Here’s the eyeball shot so you don’t have to suffer the same fate.

Kinda gotta respect the little slap/hat steal move.  Guy saw his opportunity and took it.  

If we HAVE to stand for a specific song, and HAVE to put our hands on our hearts or risk getting jacked are we really free?

it would absolutely whip ass if this guy was eaten alive by a bear or something

here’s some nose rubbing:

20 seconds in when Giannis gets up to hug the girl, the one cop gets all jittery like he’s going to have to shoot someone.

Shout out to the ref for bumping the leg as he casually stepped over Nurkic.

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I’m not trying to apologize for C.K., but Sarah Silverman (professional comedian of roughly the same stature) shared on Howard Stern that C.K. had asked her if he could masturbate in front of her plenty of times. She said sometimes she said no, sometimes she said yes. 

What an unhelpful and sanctimonious response. You’ve never purchased a pair of Nikes or shopped at Whole Foods? In fact, you’re so perfect you can look at someone else struggling with their feelings and tell them to “grow up”?

What CK did is absolutely harassment. But in the grand scheme of things I also don’t think  it’s “should never work again” levels of bad. He admitted it, he went away for a bit and lost millions and a movie and while it may not be what some people wanted, it’s not nothing. So yeah, I’m the grand scheme of things I…

This was clearly a bullshit arrest. She’s an experienced adult entertainer and very clever based on what I’ve seen on her twitter feed. She knows the laws

Footage of this guy is the best ISIS recruiting video ever.

“Honestly, yeah it’s terrible,” Paul said about his neighbors’ complaints. “It’s a bad situation. No, I feel bad for them, for sure. There’s nothing we can do, though. The Jake Paulers [Paul’s fans] are the strongest army out there. Dab.” And then he dabbed.

“former Vine star” explains so, so much about this.

And then he dabbed.

Before the next time you feel like harping on “uneducated, poor English,” would you like some grammar pointers? Literally every sentence you wrote has a red flag.

So.....

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