Really conflicted on this part: “men who feel the need to touch the small of a woman’s back in order to ‘scoot by.’” 

“Any journalist knows it is deeply unethical to pay a source or subject for an interview, no matter the medium.” => then Jezebel writers proceed to ignore other journalistic ethics (i.e. updating stories based on new info, not referencing/linking to propaganda, etc.)

lol maybe I’m wrong but I feel like most men don’t think that’s ok. But based on your phrasing you make it seem like all men are ready to pull their dicks of out Putin’s cock-holster

well at least you’re aware you’re shitty

That’s fucked.

Yes, innocence until proven guilty is usually the way our court systems and residents choose to take. I’m not excusing his actions if they indeed did happen, but it’s important to remember that both “victims” settled out of court and Affleck was never found guilty of any crime.

Don’t be so petty that you have to rebut any comment that doesn’t fit your narrative or agenda, that’s exactly what the Trump administration is doing!

Leave it to Jizzebel to take something that was supposed to unite those against Trump and his rhetoric and use it to divide us. This isn’t you trying to be hopeful as you say, this is typical Jizzebel “I can never be happy, anybody who doesn’t believe everything I believe is the devil.”

She might just be kinky af and has had a lot of experience with her ex’s tying her up, thus she would know when someone has/hasn’t tied her up well.

Seriously, what is your point? That we should all be vegetarians or what?

Its a cat...? What could possibly be adorable about it?

Jesus climb off your high horse. I thought trump sucked too, but I never thought that “I did my part.” I voted for the candidate I liked. Other people voted for the candidate they liked. Everybody did their “part.”

That’s because you decided to devote your life to commenting on Jezebel posts and not actually contributing to the success of our economy (by having a job that is not easily replaceable).

(Jezebel readers)

Clearly you’re so smart, like for reals, you’re definitely the smartest person on the internet, and that’s saying something! I am personally giving you a round of applause from my desk right now, and I assume others are/will be doing the same.

Where do you get your weed? I’ve been looking for a good conspiracy fix recently.

Wow so you’re like legitimately insane, huh?

lololol read your computer posts and now I know you’re just another Linux-loser stuck in their own little bubble, thinking everything they do is the best and smartest thing ever and everyone else is stupid for not agreeing...

Please, just take the cyanide already.

Dude, no one here thinks your smart. You’ve already expressed enough of your opinions for us all to reach that conclusion, so why do you keep responding to people? Do you think you will somehow turn us, that we will suddenly think you’re some genius?