This football god chortled.

According to Deadline, Sony Pictures is developing a Men in Black spinoff based on a script by Matt Holloway and Art Marcum, who previously did Iron Man and Transformers: The Last Knight.

“Oh, Mondays are open? Sour for Peter, but sweet for me. Time for Gregggg to move up a day!” -Gregg Easterbrook, TMQB

Considering how intergrated MMQB is within SI’s website, as Laura pointed out, the better question is, “does it matter if MMQB continues to exist?”. I mean I get why they launched under the name, since King’s column is so popular, but is anyone going to stop clicking over to read Benoit Klemko or whomever?

The inherent contradiction in King’s role at MMQB is that everyone acknowledges he has unprecedented access to the inner workings of the NFL...yet he does absolutely nothing of note with it. Does he ever take on anything remotely ground-breaking or controversial? No. He polishes Goodell’s nuts and offers bland…

GIVE ME THE 21 MEN IN BLACK STREET

We regret to inform you the water is racist

You think it is long now, wait a few years when they release the Final, Totally Last, No Really We Mean It This Time, There Won’t be Another One in a Few Years, Okay We Lied Just One or Two More, Director’s Personal Favorite Cut. That one will add 8 minutes.

The most recent arena proposal from the Flames was released last week. They “offered” to pay for around 1/3 of the cost as long as they didn’t have to pay rent. Calgary’s still trying to recover from the low oil prices (downtown office space has ~33% vacancy) and, for the most part, people aren’t willing to hand over…

Nothing like napalming your bridges with a city’s political leadership to help you achieve your goals. Bettman’s less popular than Trump in Canada. If he thinks this approach is going to get the results he wants, he’s delusional.

Variety reports Michelle Williams is in talks to join Tom Hardy for Sony’s Venom.

Let’s Forget Some Guys

The 2017 New York Jets: Where Are They Now?

How is glossing over protests about police brutality and institutional racism and turning it into some trite utterly meaningless marketing ploy “getting behind the movement?”

this is the dumbest thing i’ve read in the last 20 minutes.

What bothered me about the holograms was that they walked around the room and even leaned on furniture like they were actually there.

Didn’t you know? We lost Spellcheck in the Eugenics Wars of the 90's.

Ah, a fine reference to a fine episode of Star Trek.

Wait, so someone who is ready for command of her own ship knocks out her captain and tries to mutiny the ship?

Couldn’t you procedurally generate the stories? That way you could have hundreds of stories each one completely unique.