This football god chortled.

“Oh, Mondays are open? Sour for Peter, but sweet for me. Time for Gregggg to move up a day!” -Gregg Easterbrook, TMQB

Considering how intergrated MMQB is within SI’s website, as Laura pointed out, the better question is, “does it matter if MMQB continues to exist?”. I mean I get why they launched under the name, since King’s column is so popular, but is anyone going to stop clicking over to read Benoit Klemko or whomever?

The inherent contradiction in King’s role at MMQB is that everyone acknowledges he has unprecedented access to the inner workings of the NFL...yet he does absolutely nothing of note with it. Does he ever take on anything remotely ground-breaking or controversial? No. He polishes Goodell’s nuts and offers bland…

We regret to inform you the water is racist

The most recent arena proposal from the Flames was released last week. They “offered” to pay for around 1/3 of the cost as long as they didn’t have to pay rent. Calgary’s still trying to recover from the low oil prices (downtown office space has ~33% vacancy) and, for the most part, people aren’t willing to hand over…

Nothing like napalming your bridges with a city’s political leadership to help you achieve your goals. Bettman’s less popular than Trump in Canada. If he thinks this approach is going to get the results he wants, he’s delusional.

Let’s Forget Some Guys

The 2017 New York Jets: Where Are They Now?

How is glossing over protests about police brutality and institutional racism and turning it into some trite utterly meaningless marketing ploy “getting behind the movement?”

this is the dumbest thing i’ve read in the last 20 minutes.

I would never stop laughing if they all decide to visit Obama’s house and offer up an “Obama 1" or “Obama 44" jersey in front of a full assemblage of reporters.

And The Good Doctor has nothing to do with The Good Fight, The Good Place, The Good Wife or 1970s British sitcom The Good Life. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, TV.

There is a show called The Mick, and a different show called The Knick, and a different show called The Tick, which is different than the cartoon called The Tick that you may remember from the 90s, and also different from the live action show called The Tick that you probably don’t remember from the early 00s, but in…

“there’s a show called Better Things, and that it’s not even the same show as the show called Stranger Things”

Sir, this is a Wendy’s drive-thru.

You should lose 200 points for such an abominable team name.

That’s pretty impressive. I still don’t care.

I’m gonna be so salty when time travel is finally invented and I can’t go anywhere.

Couldn’t you procedurally generate the stories? That way you could have hundreds of stories each one completely unique.