YEP

Pre-drinking is highly recommended for this one. (I didn’t indulge for professional reasons but you absolutely should!)

Even though you just explained how the Mummy ended up in Iraq Cheryl, it’s still very very very very fucking stupid.

Skipping down to avoid spoilers because I’m gonna see it anyway. I mean, I knew it was probably going to be bad, but big, dumb, star-filled expensive movies are part of what the summer is about.

Speaking with OK! Magazine, Priyanka Chopra openly expressed interest in playing Barbara Gordon, joining the long line “actor expresses interest in role” news stories

Because he’s an asshole...?

Wouldn’t shock me if he went to New England. Belichick loves him.

best thing he could do for the jets at this point is sign with the pats and somehow kill both mccown and hackenberg in a devastating double sack

Carbon Monoxide poisoning.

...it’s all kicking off with that ridiculous Tom Cruise-starring Mummy.

I can’t help but think that Windhorst probably googled “What does marijuana smell like” before chiming in.

You libtards say there’s no liberal bias, well then how come they let Obama go on TV and pick his brackets, but funny I don’t recall them letting Trump do it? He went 63-0 too. #facts

Chris Hemsworth is hilarious as Thor.

Could be the last decent block we get from a Jet in 2017...

There’s only one word to describe this:

Thank you for this. They are literally drawing the line at “destruction of the human race.”

I, for one, hope LA gets the ‘24 games. I hate that fucking place.

Don’t worry, you won’t get them. I have it on good authority that America doesn’t win anymore.