Alternately, a great script enhanced by great visuals. :)

The key words are count on. I suppose it’s within the realm of possibility that he could throw 22 TDs again, but his previous high was 9.

Two’s company, three’s a crowd

If that happens, Harrison Ford is going to crash his plane into your house.

Hey! How did commenters become the villains in this piece?

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He’s right, you know. All you have to do is point to that 12 hour stretch where the entire planet goes dark at once while the sun passes behind the flat disk of Earth. Frankly I’m surprised nobody has noticed this nightly phenomenon yet.

Money laundering, wire fraud, tax evasion, things like that. The entire system is a conspiracy to commit tax evasion, but the ringleader of the racket is the NCAA which prevents players from claiming their income legally.

Funny enough I was actually writing something just like this out, you did it in a more succinct fashion, so, umm....^THIS

It’s not that DC movies don’t work — The Dark Knight is an example of one that works pretty perfectly — it’s that the DC Extended Universe, the cinematic universe that DC tried putting together, that didn’t work and it comes down to one very simple reason: time. And not just the time it takes to set up the characters,…

Alternate theory:

People want to go see movies where they can enjoy themselves and have a good time, not oddly color-graded deconstructions of heroism bogged down with unnecessary CGI.

And don’t be afraid to make Superman a square- that’s his charm- it’s what makes him human.

They don’t even have to look far for the solution:

DC: Quit making your characters assholes and they’ll be more cinematic.

I appreciate the pixelation. Must’ve been a Japanese person’s phone.

Headphones AND angled the video so his fellow Greyhound bus passengers wouldn’t see? The guy’s manners are impeccable compared to most of the cretins in the world today.

Thank God this guy was wearing headphones:

Literally anyone could have written that false information. Your sources are suspect.