And yet Darren Rovell, the cockroach’s cockroach, will survive these cuts and outlive us all.

#BrandsArePeopleTooMyFriend

Ryan Murphy told E! Online the new season will not cast actors to play Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton, but instead use real footage from the 2016 Election for all of their scenes.

I think the real question is whether or not the sequel will ALSO toss in a random, totally out of tune ass-fucking joke at the end.

Avengers: The Search For More Money

Avengers 4: The Actual Infinity Gauntlet Story; The Previous One Should Have Been Called Thanos Quest

I want a Claire Temple series where everyone else cameos.

This is promising. Vol. 2 can’t just be a redux of the first movie.

That’s how a non-spoiler review should be done. Kudos on the excellent writing of this article. I’m now amped to 11 about seeing this movie and still have no idea what I’m walking into, a rarity in our age of rampant spoilers.

How is Fox going to turn The Dark Phoenix Saga into a story centered around Magneto, Professor X, Wolverine and Mystique?

then Scarlet Witch takes the deal and sides with Thanos. the rest of the Avengers are in shock. but then we find out that it was a trick so that Scarlet Witch could catch Thanos off guard. then she quickly picks up Katana’s sword and cuts out Thanos’s heart. wait...

Yeah, this is clearly because io9 favors Marvel over DC and not because io9 favors, rightfully, Jeff Goldblum over everything.

They’re embracing Jeff Goldblum, not Marvel’s PR.

Pretty much. There’s absolutely nothing to add here. Letting Jeff Goldblum be Jeff Goldblum (powerful cosmic being) is really the only option here.

I just assumed the design choice was because they wanted to paint a clear connection between Grandmaster and Collector.

....have you never seen Jeff Goldblum act? Even when it’s bad, it’s entertaining.

I don’t know what’s worse, the fact that this guy calls his wife Mother and refuses to treat women like equal humans and not conniving sex hypnotists lusting over his protuberance, or that he’s playing second fiddle to Donald Fucking Trump.

Would’ve led to a way different tone.

Usually when people say this it means something else, but I get the feeling in this case it might actually be true.