Oh, Age of Ultron was definitely a middle finger to Man of Steel.

This! And! He stops after destroying the world engine thing to make out with Lois! There were people dying in the city crumbling all around him and he stops to slip tongue with a girl he just met!

Somehow this is because of SJW’s. I’ll figure it out.

#boycott #scarmageddon

He would ask me to count backwards by seven from 100.

I wish I could retweet this.

...huh. On the one hand, another, different outsized performance could be just what the doctor ordered.

I’m actually into this idea. Will Smith is at his best when he is being goofy. Yeah, he has some good drama roles but let’s face it he is funny. He would make a good Genie and would make the character enough his own to differentiate himself from Robin Williams. As long as Aladdin isn’t his son I don’t think there…

But the device squeezes with enough pressure to “lift two Teslas”! TESLAS!

The device Evans spent three years laboring to invent is a $400 WiFi-enabled tabletop machine that squeezes juice ... out of a bag of Juicero-brand juice. It squeezes bags of juice. It is a juice press that squeezes the juice ... out of bags of juice. Bags ... with built-in spouts ... that are filled with juice. Juice…

This is my favourite excerpt.

I agree.

Probably.

The .gif itself feels like it was willed into existence by hordes of angry fans.

If you change Snyder to Brainiac, where Zod realizes he’s been manipulated by Brainiac the whole time and Superman and Zod’s army have to join forces to stop Brainiac from destroying Earth.....I would have lost my mind seeing that movie.

That gif ends perfectly, so much implied tension.

I like how this is supposed to be the moment that Superman needed in order to learn that killing is bad, and he’s selling it to his actors like it’s a badass fist pumping moment. “Crrrack! (shit-eating grin) YEAAAH!”

This is the darkest timeline.

Michael Shannon and Henry Cavill could 100% improvise a better movie than the one they were stuck in.