Can you ask like, just cut the bag with scissors and pour out the juice? What is so special about the bag and why does it have to be squeezed.

Not a single other player on the team can create their own shot. That seems like an issue

Usually when people say this it means something else, but I get the feeling in this case it might actually be true.

Go to bed, Burneko. You’re drunk.

Didn’t they blow a 28-3 lead to the Patriots?

Burnenko’s piece on hitchbot is still my favorite.

If there is a platonic ideal of a deadspin article, it is this one. If someone ever has cause to ask me why I read deadspin I’ll just send them a link to this article.

Sorry, wait, who the fuck are the Atlanta Hawks?

Man, what did I miss? The rest of us are watching OKC vs Houston.

Yes. This is the good stuff. More of this.

He would ask me to count backwards by seven from 100.

But the device squeezes with enough pressure to “lift two Teslas”! TESLAS!

The device Evans spent three years laboring to invent is a $400 WiFi-enabled tabletop machine that squeezes juice ... out of a bag of Juicero-brand juice. It squeezes bags of juice. It is a juice press that squeezes the juice ... out of bags of juice. Bags ... with built-in spouts ... that are filled with juice. Juice…

This is my favourite excerpt.

Good boy.

The most hypocritical part of this is that he will likely get fined, BUT NBA TV, which is owned by the NBA, publicized this outburst and credited it for its “emotions.”

“Just Take these Andrew!”-Jim Irsay

Isn’t his methodology ‘come up with numbers artificially that justify my preconceived notion’?

Sounds to me like you don’t consider yourself a medical background.