And people laughed at me for not dropping him from my fantasy team.

Well now maybe he can move on in peace with his life . . . sentence.

I hope they don’t actually plan on spending time explaining the Force and balance and whatnot because it is all thoroughly silly and they could spend that time with lasers and shit.

Cover me Porkins!

Me currently..

Luke Skywalker: “I only know one truth. It’s time for the Jedi to end.”

Yeah I’ll probably only see it twice in the theater. Thrice, tops.

Fuck. Yes.

Does this mean we might finally get Grey force users in the mainline films?

Looks different, looks new, looks fresh, looks good!

Extra innings are how the poor people get good seats. Without extra innings my dear departed father would not have been close enough to hit Orlando Cepeda in the head with a hot dog bun. Imagine how history could have been changed if things had played out differently on that fateful night in 1964.

The argument may be that while many fans might be fine with bottoming out to rebuild, the deep pockets that pay for courtside seats/luxury suites might pull back their spending if the Knicks were rolling out a no-name “Process-style” squad for a couple years, at least for games when a marquee team wasn’t in town.

How are you going to fill up the box for PER when you’re playing on that team?

And the PERs of Dario Saric and Robert Covington this season were 12.8 and 13.3, if that’s the game you want to play. The Knicks’ top PER player was, of course, Kyle O’Quinn, who as everyone knows is the real future of the franchise.

keeping the good times goink

It’s the Browns. This is like Schrödinger’s Draft Pick. Whoever they choose has a 50% chance of being a dead cat.

I, for one, am eagerly awaiting the opening of the Willie and KP show.

Here’s approximately half of our pets:

Scummiest thing an airline ever did to me was bump my toddler from a flight.