WHY YOUR COURT SUCKS 2015: U.S. District Court of Minnesota

“I mean, c’mon, think about it, Mark. That’s why we call them false flags.”

“A red flag signals a coach's challenge in football”

But then he would have a red flag, so he wouldn’t be red flagged for not having any red flags anymore, so that red flag would be rendered moot, which would mean he would have no red flags, which would be a red flag, which would mean his lack of red flags wasn’t a red flag anymore, which would take away his red flag,…

The team also explained that each article accrues the total unique visitor count of each site on which it appears. As an example, “if six articles on ESPN.com contain the specified search terms within the specified timeframe, the website’s unique visitor count (and accompanying value) is multiplied by six.”

Cowherd thinks his musings are comparable to a sloppy Hulk Hogan fuck tape, and I’m not sure who should feel insulted.

Jurassic Park Jam: Starring Chris Bosh

#OllieLivesMatter

I am a Batman fan, but you’re not wrong

How a Batman v. Superman fight ends:

As a fan, I can enjoy watching my teams play whenever, but ultimately, if they’re not doing everything they can to win a championship, it diminishes my experience.

Or as ESPN puts it on their front page: “Source: Union to cry collusion if WRs don’t sign”.

Yeah, in no way are they in bed with the NFL. Nope.

Thank you. This is precisely how I feel about GSAW. Everything about its release is fishy and I don’t want to participate in it. The manuscript has been around for a very long time. If Harper Lee had wanted it published, she would have done it by now.

Congrats - you just used the power of the Internet to change someone’s mind. Not buying.

This was much more fun than the time Adrian Peterson and his sports baby did the whip.

- Shep McAllister, Commerce Team

But what do you do when the officer administers the Field Smugness Test?

Poor Carmelo... he wanted to ride the banana boat but none of the life vests fit a Triangle.