Extra innings are how the poor people get good seats. Without extra innings my dear departed father would not have been close enough to hit Orlando Cepeda in the head with a hot dog bun. Imagine how history could have been changed if things had played out differently on that fateful night in 1964.

The argument may be that while many fans might be fine with bottoming out to rebuild, the deep pockets that pay for courtside seats/luxury suites might pull back their spending if the Knicks were rolling out a no-name “Process-style” squad for a couple years, at least for games when a marquee team wasn’t in town.

How are you going to fill up the box for PER when you’re playing on that team?

And the PERs of Dario Saric and Robert Covington this season were 12.8 and 13.3, if that’s the game you want to play. The Knicks’ top PER player was, of course, Kyle O’Quinn, who as everyone knows is the real future of the franchise.

keeping the good times goink

It’s the Browns. This is like Schrödinger’s Draft Pick. Whoever they choose has a 50% chance of being a dead cat.

I, for one, am eagerly awaiting the opening of the Willie and KP show.

We fart together.

This is my good and cute puppy. She is the cutest thing in the history of things.

Here’s approximately half of our pets:

these are my good puppies

My big guy happy from destroying toys.

Barksdale tends bar well.

“Why sports fans remain perpetually offended by stories that are not of personal interest to them remains a mystery”

for whatever it’s worth, it feels like ESPN Cleveland operates like, well, some sort of ESPN franchise? And maybe that’s the case. I don’t know how these affiliate radio stations and ESPN [insert city] satellite websites work. But Grossi and others very clearly work for something called “Good Karma Brands.” They…

Grossi: [accuses Browns of conspiring with Barnwell]

This is legitimately batshit crazy. How did that get past an editor?

Maybe they could just tax the Bosnians, since they’re really the ones who want soccer the most according to our man on the street.

Scummiest thing an airline ever did to me was bump my toddler from a flight.