Anyone who is complaining that a poorly shaped Pizza Hut pizza “ruined” their Valentine’s Day has an extremely different values system than I do.

I love the depth of his anger when his “ownership” of the quote just means it was said in front of him.

Joke’s on them. The DeVoses know that dinosaurs aren’t real.

I’m confused here about the role of this James Dolan person. I remember all of the 1990s and it was clear to me then that Michael Jordan was the one who owned the Knicks.

You know he’s on a short leash. Silver can’t be especially pleased with both of the franchises in New York being complete fucking disasters.

Is this another Sterling situation brewing?

Supposedly it was going pretty well until MJ started flashing his 6 rings, talking about how the Knicks couldn’t beat him in his prime, and that they haven’t won shit since 1973.

The thing I have come to understand about people like Jim Boeheim is every god damn thing is an opportunity to talk about how unfair everyone is to him. That comment had shit to do with Fab Melo, and everything to do with reminding everyone how unfair it was that Jim Boeheim’s basketball team was sanctioned before the…

For a minute there Phil Jackson saw “Former Syracuse Star Melo Dies” and got super excited.

Four, all-time-great players.

That’s a whole bunch of statements that basically seems to corroborate the idea that whatever Oakley did that might have merited getting him removed (if anything) didn’t start until he was already drawing attention from MSG security and supervisors for Being Charles Oakley In The Vicinity of James Dolan.

Eat all the dicks, please.

If Between Two Ferns mated with a Real World: Chicago audition tape.

I went over to Breitbart to see the comment section on this. (Never go to the comment section on Breitbart.)

Joe Biden should invite all the players that are not attending over dinner and video games.

No those people need to be reminded repeatedly and loudly that they fucked up bigly and are fucking morons and we all hate them.

I wonder if it’s going to dawn on him that he’s never going to “enjoy” anything about his life again (assuming he ever enjoyed anything). If he keeps occupying the office of President, he’s going to keep fucking up (only on a progressively larger scale) and getting rightfully shit on by (at least) 60% of the country…

Fuck them. They did a stupid thing and should be made to feel stupid.

I can’t believe he leaves the office at 6:30 (according to that NYT article earlier this week). My job has significantly less responsibility than the President’s (duh), and I come into work at 6am and usually leave well after 6:30pm. What the fuck did he think being President would entail? Just photo ops and tweeting…