In certain situations, elements beyond law enforcement’s control prevent the agency from arresting and formally charging the offender. When this occurs, the agency can clear the offense exceptionally. Law enforcement agencies must meet the following four conditions in order to clear an offense by exceptional…

That’s how the rich solve problems.

Goodell will surprise everyone by attending the game as an independent arbiter.

Hamilton, I’m beginning to suspect that you don’t think too highly of this Trump fellow.

Let’s be honest, Noah, Rose, nor Jenning are not players you get to build around either. They traded a cheaper, younger, less injured Lopez and signed a hobbled Noah. Phil get’s no free passes.

I truly feel bad that Porzingis is stuck on this team.

Part of the NBA’s new “Trades for the sake of humor” campaign.

How is he going to watch Yankees games now?!

I hate when these people start rioting and destroying their own neighborhoods...

Yeah, that’s terrible, unlike Dad running to the national press to try and sabotage his son’s success at work. He seems like a really supportive sweetheart and not at all a manipulative sociopath.

Watching the Nintendo Switch presentation is like watching an ex girlfriend who has so much potential but is totally making the same fucking mistakes over and over and you just want to shake them and tell them to stop.

Too bad Dwight Eisenhower isn’t still alive.

Easily the worst thing about college football is that both teams can’t lose.

When a powerful U.S. Senator is delivering copies of Pizzagate conspiracy theory manifestos to the director of the FBI, this equivalence will become valid.

Well, with all the injuries he’s had, he’s certainly not running away from basketball.

Yeah, but rooming with Jim Tomsula would be kinda fun.

God, the schadenfreude will be palpable if NFL owners end up paying for a new San Diego stadium after the publicly-funded option was soundly rejected. Perhaps this will embolden municipalities everywhere.

In other words: The Los Angeles thing turned out precisely how everyone outside the NFL thought it would.

She’s perfect.

The purpose of the article is to express the opinion that this dude may well have no pages.