Buffalo Wild Wings’ hot sauce can’t melt steel beams

One source said the procedure Pierre-Paul had done Sept. 4 to “close up” his middle finger was still fresh when he met with team doctors on Sept. 7.

My grandmother lived in dc for 40 years. Huge Redskins fan. Always complained about Dan Snyder. In the end, she had Alzheimer’s and didn’t recognize me or her own children. I visited her the week before she died. At one point, she angrily muttered something under her breath as she swayed uneasily at the kitchen table…

In a few weeks we’ll find out Kostek is actually 40 cans of Bud Light in a wig.

That’s where the similarities stopped.

It’s hard to overstate just how badly I want Mariota to thrive and Winston to bust. The 30 for 30 on the Bucs’ decision would just be so glorious.

The problem with the wave is th—WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO—at it interrupts everything you are trying to focus on and makes it impossible to actuall-WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-y follow the game. I mean, I have no pr-WOOOOOOOOOOoo-oblem with it during a commercial or something, and I will admit that my—WOOOOOOOoooo—kids love it, but do…

It’s doctored though; look at all of those fans in the background.

They never took a doggie bag home and they never touched Golem Jesus’s meal.

@BillSimmons

I love Pats fans. Their arguments are amazing.

The only people who knew Cardale Jones was starting were Urban Meyer and Bill Belichick.

It was not legal,

Let’s nip this one in the bud: filming opposing teams’ sidelines was only legal from designated areas in the stadium, and the Patriots’ tapes were filmed from outside those areas. So argue over how big a violation it was, but it was technically illegal the whole time.

Nation’s worst trophy, you say? Only because this one was retired due to “negative public reaction”. What a stupid, ugly trophy...

All of this is correct. I moved to Orlando for a masters program at UCF and spent 1.5 years there. I enjoyed it all of it except for the parking. There are some smart kids there, but there are a lot of kids that make you question the admission standards. They keep bringing in more kids than the year before (because…

Let the record reflect I starred this for the phrase “big, sad, empty metal butthole.”

“Bartolo, with keeping Matt healthy we need you to eat so..”

“You can do it. We can help”