I don’t know, but if it is, I don’t care about it

“Who still has two thumbs and got to miss all of training camp, bitches?”

Hahaha, nonsensical indeed. But man, we used to get so annihilated at Wackadoo’s between classes. Thank god for on-campus alcohol.

I love this piece of history. It’s infinitely cooler than USF’s “Why are we called USF? Because at the time we were founded, we were the southern most public university in the state, and frankly, we just don’t feel like changing our fucking name.”

As a graduate of USF, I can confirm we do not care about UCF because are only marginally more self aware about our standing as an enormous university that no one gives a shit about because FSU and UF will always be the two public universities people recognize in the state. Also, Orlando is a horrible city that I’ve…

So 100% accurate. What year did you escape? I got out in 2005, and thought it would never happen!

Yep, it’s very true! UCF ‘05 here... The school is a bureaucratic mess, but holy hell is it a great party school with some of the most amazing tail you’ll ever see in your life. The student union did (and may still) have a fucking bar in it. We used to so ridiculously loaded between classes.

You nailed it on the head completely, my man. Like I agreed with everything on here. We can’t sell out BHN stadium worth a damn, we’re an afterthought in college football, and no one on the football team has over a 3.0 GPA (I know cuz we recognize the athletes who have over a 3.0 and not one football player had one).…

Hey, at least you guys have Spirit Splash!

I see we found our spammer. Well done you, well done :-)

As a UAB Blazers graduate, and former Orlando resident, UCF always holds a spot in my heart. UAB is similarly positioned in that 97% of its students are actually Bama or Auburn fans. Plus, back before UAB’s football team was stolen from us, we played the Knights, so the Knights fought the dragons. Of course, since I’m…

• UCF has north of 60,000 students, virtually all of whom tailgate (no open container laws WHEEEEEE!), but still regularly struggles to fill a brand-new, 45,000-seat stadium.

Whoever develops the mascot at UCF is some sort of misunderstood genius, from an orange that is an astronaut, to Knightro and his now presumably dead wife Glycerin. I like to think whoever developed the current mascot is a troll who loves the medieval romances and depictions of mythologies and histories, seriously…

We don’t have a choice anymore. Thanks to the dipshit Skip Holtz, we’re stuck with UCF as a rival.

“U Can’t Finish” was always interpreted more about the school not offering mandatory classes for certain degrees every semester, or having nearly-impossible pre-requisites, and people getting stuck there for years taking BS classes. Although, the academic reputation itself isn’t perfect.

As a sibling of an alumnus, and as someone who spent a great deal of time on that campus, I can corroborate all this as true and factual.

And Daniel Tosh is an alumni. Yikes

• The university’s most popular nickname is “U Can’t Finish,” a reference to its less-than-stellar academic reputation.

“U Can’t Finish” has a double meaning depending on which program you’re in, too.

Will George O’Leary be able to use this on his resume for a future position? Would they believe it?