Yeah I guess that would make sense.

I think the presumption for an Obi Wan spinoff is that he’d reluctantly come out of exile temporarily for a Super Important Secret Mission, before returning to said exile. They’d pretty much have to go that route, unless we’re going to see a child or teenage Obi Wan (oh God please no) or a mid-prequels interlude. I…

I’m sure there’s truth to this.

The Man in Black is so obviously William that I’m beginning to wonder if all the hints could be some sort of heavy-handed misdirection. Put another way: If the MiB is not William, this show sure as hell wants us all to believe he is. Given that the Bernard twists panned out as the clues suggested, I doubt that we’re…

This movie should allow you to skip the present-day exposition dumps by tapping a button repeatedly, in order to recreate the optimal approach to enjoying any of the Assassin’s Creed games.

Did Tolkien or his heirs sell the rights to his entire Middle Earth library to your friends, with the explicit knowledge that they were going to continue his series and that those continuations would be considered cannon? If not, this is a bad and dumb analogy, as you probably realize.

I still had the nagging feeling in the back of my mind that what I was watching was really just big budget fan fiction.

It even had a cool, regionally appropriate backstory!

Its the Hillary pitch again, “I will be the best for the job, because Im a woman”.

As a general rule of thumb, adjectives are minor league. “Rays” is so much better than “Devil Rays,” and “Ducks” infinitely preferable to “Mighty Ducks.” Trademark issues obviously stand in the way, but I can see a future where they drop the “Golden” and everyone is better off for it.

It was so, so weird to have Eisenberg doing a Luthor who’s pretty clearly drawing heavily (if badly) from Heath Ledger’s iteration of the Joker, only to then have the Joker appear in the immediate next movie in the DCCU.

I’ve been debating with a friend of mine who was worse, Leto as Joker in Suicide Squad or Eisenberg as Luthor in BvS. I gather that I’m on the less popular side of this argument, but I really think it’s Leto. For all the talk about his super tWisTeD method acting and how he NEVAR left character on set, I didn’t buy…

Same. It’s a disaster.

It’s really not evidence against, IMO, just means that whatever happened to the church was even further in the past. The church and surrounding town, from what we’ve seen, seem to be relics of the park’s earliest days, when the hosts were still quite primitive, not unlike the old drunk Ford likes to hang out with in…

Evergreen comment for i09 stories about Star Wars tie-in novels: Thank you for reading this so I don’t have to.

THEY CAN’T MAKE US PLAY. JUST SAY NO.

As a Jets fan, I welcome this news. Actually, could you see if they could flex it more? How about 2 a.m. on a Wednesday? Is it possible to flex a game to never? I vote for never. Put it on the other side of Trump’s stupid wall.

Ah, yep, point No. 2 especially seems pretty airtight. Thanks!

No one cares.