They’ve been reposting clips all month leading up to the release and then 1 week before it’s out, the editors premature ejaculate this post which totally negates the shilling they’ve been doing.

Your issue is really with whoever’s forcing you at gunpoint to read it.

How do we know it’s not Rhodes? I haven’t seen a good explanation for why it can’t be him. That’s who I assumed it referred to, anyway. Not trying to pick a fight, genuinely asking, I promise.

I’m not posting this to pick a fight, just wondering if you’ve seen some clarification that I haven’t: I assumed that line referred to the injury James Rhodes suffered in Captain America: Civil War. Do we know for sure it’s the Hammer test dude? If so, why?

Do we know if Kingpin is in this?

My theory: They’ll bring Gendry in as a suitor for Dany, under the theory that she could legitimize him by royal decree. With him as the sole living heir to House Baratheon, their marriage would merge the last two families to hold the throne, uniting the realm and establishing a much better claim than any Cersei could…

I think Inhumans will happen for sure. I don’t know when. I think it’s happening on television. And I think as we get into Phase 4 as I’ve always said, it could happen as a movie. I think it would be super cool.

Oh hey it’s a good trailer for a live action DC comics movie hold on while I get my hopes up after all what could possibly go wro-

Nah, you didn’t offend me.

I’ve generally found that that most people who believe this are assholes who don’t like being told not to be such an asshole. But you’re probably right, I’m sure everyone else but you is in the wrong here.

K.

Ugh, really?

The Wrap reports that The God Particle, the Abrams-produced movie about a group of astronauts having to survive a “shocking discovery” they make, is actually the third film in the loosely-connected Cloverfield series.

I have no stake in this game whatsoever, but this YouTube Zapruder film somebody shot off their TV is giving me life.

I hope all three guys get extended time this season. Playing Petty at some point seems especially wise, since he’s under contract for next year at a cheap price. While I can’t defend the Hackenberg pick, I’m also of the opinion that redshirting him is essentially delaying the inevitable and could delay them pursuing…

God it would be hilarious if that’s the closest we ever get.

The charitable version: In a lot of ways, the Jets put him in a really hard situation to succeed. Going from the spread system he ran in college to the very different and complex system Marty Mornhinweg was running was no easy transition. Ideally, Geno would have sat for a while, but Rex Ryan stupidly played Mark…

There is currently raging within #JetsTwitter a truly depressing and heated debate between Fitz loyalists, who somehow believe the statistical worst quarterback in football so far this season is being scapegoated; Geno stans, who defend his two full seasons of futility as attributable entirely to a truly bad…

I’d argue it’s “unnecessary” because a secret war throughout history between the Templars and the Assassins is, by itself, a plenty good hook to hang a game or a movie on.

In the games, the past sections work, even though the player knows the outcome is predetermined, because the player has control over the pace and the game avatar. But in a movie, that control is removed. There’s little to no narrative tension in the past segments, because you know that Fassbender’s ancestor will…