The word you want is CyberCuck 

It should be Wankpanzer Commander.

He does. He literally had a hurried launch of a rocket on 4/20, because “Haha, I’m a fucking child”. He bought fucking twitter at a price way about it’s worth, because, haha, it’s a funny number. He’s a child. Not an intelligent child, not an average child, but the kind who needs special attention from dedicated…

Washing in direct sunlight increases the chance of causing water spots. This is true of any painted body panel from any manufacturer, and probably especially true of the unpainted stainless body of the Cybertruck.

How can he drop the Model 2, though? It’ll totally mess up his ‘2 S3XY’ acronym. (I assume he makes all his management decisions via elementary school letter games...)

I assume because the stainless steel will water spot. 

Here’s the section on Exterior Cleaning: https://service.tesla.com/docs/Public/diy/cybertruck/en_us/GUID-E35BF0DC-F3BC-49F1-9190-4A73BA9E428F.html

“...caution against ever washing the truck in direct sunlight,...”

just throw bags of rice on it. what a pile of shit.

Car wash mode just closes all windows, locks the charge port, and disables windshield wipers, Sentry Mode, walk-away door locking, and parking sensor chimes. 

Guess you missed all the hoopla about the Regal TourX

Acid. 

Pro-tip: Shower in the airport fountain.

Wait, those are a thing?

It is said that one learns something new every day. Today I learned the meaning behind the Infiniti logo. Infinite road, huh? After staring at it for a few seconds, I can see it. Clever.

For a brief period in the mid 2000s Infiniti had it. The G35 and M45 were winning comparisons and beating the Germans at their own game. Then they got lazy and completely dropped the ball.

I don’t think a 13,000' tether is possible.

It’s not a scientific endeavor, it’s a cottage industry for wealthy, thrill-seeking tourists.

It seems what the Coast Guard is trying very diplomatically not to say is that unless this sub is found on the surface, there’s no hope of rescue.

I wondered where that oddly specific number came from, it’s 4000 meters , converted back to feet. I couldn’t find documentation on what that ‘rating’ meant in this context, but often there is a safety factor built in , e.g. US submarines are ‘rated’ for X feet, we would take them to a test depth of 1.5X coming out of…