I have had root canals done 10 or 15 years ago that have lasted until now. 

Yes. The driver had to be driving with the door up on purpose. 

I think everyone may be taking resident adorably wacky ole NYC Jewish guy Raphy’s piece slightly too grimly seriously. It does open up an interesting topic, and there are comments here expanding on it. Good.

Neither one is worth the awfulness if you drive more than to the store with it. And you may not fit in the Fit, even though a lot of stuff fits in the Fit. 

Watch for tread separation. 

I live in the NE. Nothing except about one unicorn per block is old. 

“Opioid Belt” - Nice one.

$5000 in 1995 equals $9040 today.

More of a hatchback than a wagon. A whole lot like the Dodge Caliber, actually. 

In case there’s anyone who doesn’t know it already, a Forester is exactly the same thing only taller and more squarish so it has a lot more cubic feet inside. And the sunroof on Foresters is at least double the size of the Crosstrek’s.

Also terrible ride and NVH. And 5'10" 170lb me didn’t fit in the driver’s seat of the last gen Fit (comfortably). And the legroom on the passenger side is an inch or two less.

If you think the original Mini is a little too big, and want a modern style four door Mini that’s that small, there is an answer.

I think you forgot to share some hilarious (if it’s not you) moving stories.

If you have stuff that is any good you can offer it for free on Craigslist or someplace like that. 

I used a Penske for a coast to coast move. I don’t know if they still do it, but they gave a big AAA discount that made them cheaper than the rest. The truck was perfect. My sister has gone both directions. First time a U-Haul diesel whose vacuum pump (for the power brakes) broke off somewhere in the Midwest. Next…

It looks like it has matte dark gray paint, so yeah, it has some reprogrammed chip or whatever they do, and some hot engine to begin with.

Just ask Captain Space Force. 

See: DeLorean DMC-12

Excellent and likely analysis. Plus, poor practicality and aerodynamics.

They were kind of shockingly Mack Truck looking at the time, and seem really mild now and better looking than any current truck.